If you’re confused, please see the Explanation. SG-1 Fun Facts for other episodes can be found here. Caps by jackfic.com and are cropped and resized by me.
Previous Episode: Episode 1.10 “The Torment of Tantalus” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.11 “Bloodlines”
Planetary Tally: They return to Chulak.
Season/Series Total: 11
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--references are made to their first visit to Chulak
Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Well, we’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Bra'tac: No. The bridge is too well guarded.
Daniel (of Goa’uld larvae): Do you think these things need to be fed?
Jack: All right, here’s the plan.
Bra'tac: You will do as I say.
Jack: Right.
Introducing: Rya’c, Teal’c’s son; Master Bra'Tac, former first Prime of Apophis; Drey'Auc, Teal’c’s wife; "shol'va"

Don’t you want to hug them both?
Hello, Again:
Stargate Mythos: they attempt to give Teal’c a drug to replace his symboite; Jaffa use meditation to rest and heal; Teal’c has a wife, Drey'Auc and son, Rya’c; the prim’ta is the day a boy receives his first Goa’uld larva and becomes a Jaffa warrior; Bra'Tac was Teal’c’s first teacher; apparently the dialing sequence can be cancelled by simply pressing the escape key; “shol’va” means traitor
Fashion Week: Everybody wears pretty green and black.
Teal’c dons his shiny Serpent guard armor. Jack, Sam, and Daniel dress as monks (which is really funny!)

I think these should be the official SG-1 uniforms.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam:
Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: Season/Series Total: 2
Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 2
Sam: Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props:
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: 1--Silly Serpent head.
Season/Series Total: 3
Techno-Babble:
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: 1--his wife, Drey'Auc
Season/Series Total: 1
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: SG-1 watches over Teal’c as they experiment with drugs to replace the Goa’uld larva. When Teal’c reveals that he has a family, SG-1 argues for a return to Chulak to start a Jaffa rebellion (and save Teal’c’s family). Daniel and Sam are sent to go guard the ‘Gate, but intercept a caravan transporting larval Goa’uld and they steal one. Then Daniel goes all rogue-archeologist and shoots the rest of them to hell. He crosses a line in this moment that makes him a little gray--I find this terribly sexy. Killing Goa’uld works up an appetite and Daniel has a snack. Daniel and Sam get chased by Jaffa and Sam blows up the Jaffa.
Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates that the symbol on Teal’c’s house (shol’va) means “traitor.”

Teal’c’s Skywalker moment.
Caffeine Habit:
Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: Season/Series Total: 7
Fly Hat:1--he puts it on once they get to Chulak
Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel takes off his glasses to play the part of a Chulak priest.
Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load: 1--Daniel shot the larvae Goa’uld full of holes
Season/Series Total: 2

This makes him really hot. I like it when he’s full of passion.
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 4--Daniel in the priest robes--okay, so actually I’m laughing, but I’m laughing so much that I think I drooled; Daniel wiping the drawn symbol off his forehead (he licks his hand); Daniel crouching in the bushes; Daniel shooting the gun--guh
I’d just like to note that Teal’c has a Skywalker moment, coming home and finding his house all burned to little-bitty bits.
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water” here
Previous Episode: Episode 1.10 “The Torment of Tantalus” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.11 “Bloodlines”
Planetary Tally: They return to Chulak.
Season/Series Total: 11
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--references are made to their first visit to Chulak
Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Well, we’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Bra'tac: No. The bridge is too well guarded.
Daniel (of Goa’uld larvae): Do you think these things need to be fed?
Jack: All right, here’s the plan.
Bra'tac: You will do as I say.
Jack: Right.
Introducing: Rya’c, Teal’c’s son; Master Bra'Tac, former first Prime of Apophis; Drey'Auc, Teal’c’s wife; "shol'va"

Don’t you want to hug them both?
Hello, Again:
Stargate Mythos: they attempt to give Teal’c a drug to replace his symboite; Jaffa use meditation to rest and heal; Teal’c has a wife, Drey'Auc and son, Rya’c; the prim’ta is the day a boy receives his first Goa’uld larva and becomes a Jaffa warrior; Bra'Tac was Teal’c’s first teacher; apparently the dialing sequence can be cancelled by simply pressing the escape key; “shol’va” means traitor
Fashion Week: Everybody wears pretty green and black.
Teal’c dons his shiny Serpent guard armor. Jack, Sam, and Daniel dress as monks (which is really funny!)

I think these should be the official SG-1 uniforms.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam:
Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: Season/Series Total: 2
Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 2
Sam: Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props:
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: 1--Silly Serpent head.
Season/Series Total: 3
Techno-Babble:
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: 1--his wife, Drey'Auc
Season/Series Total: 1
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: SG-1 watches over Teal’c as they experiment with drugs to replace the Goa’uld larva. When Teal’c reveals that he has a family, SG-1 argues for a return to Chulak to start a Jaffa rebellion (and save Teal’c’s family). Daniel and Sam are sent to go guard the ‘Gate, but intercept a caravan transporting larval Goa’uld and they steal one. Then Daniel goes all rogue-archeologist and shoots the rest of them to hell. He crosses a line in this moment that makes him a little gray--I find this terribly sexy. Killing Goa’uld works up an appetite and Daniel has a snack. Daniel and Sam get chased by Jaffa and Sam blows up the Jaffa.
Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates that the symbol on Teal’c’s house (shol’va) means “traitor.”

Teal’c’s Skywalker moment.
Caffeine Habit:
Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: Season/Series Total: 7
Fly Hat:1--he puts it on once they get to Chulak
Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel takes off his glasses to play the part of a Chulak priest.
Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load: 1--Daniel shot the larvae Goa’uld full of holes
Season/Series Total: 2

This makes him really hot. I like it when he’s full of passion.
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 4--Daniel in the priest robes--okay, so actually I’m laughing, but I’m laughing so much that I think I drooled; Daniel wiping the drawn symbol off his forehead (he licks his hand); Daniel crouching in the bushes; Daniel shooting the gun--guh
I’d just like to note that Teal’c has a Skywalker moment, coming home and finding his house all burned to little-bitty bits.
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water” here
- Mood:
lazy

Comments
that's pretty technologically advanced. "Hey, just in case we screw up, let's stick an abort-type key on there." Obviously, intelligent life.
Hello, I am a fucking idiot. I did it again. Obviously I should not post these when I'm tired.
You are not a fucking idiot. I will tell you when you are. You know I just am amused by that particular typo. And you were tired -- it's okay. *pats Alli*
I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. The Earth Stargate dialing sequence can be aborted by pressing the escape key on the computer. I don't know if the DHD has an "abort" button.
You are not a fucking idiot. I will tell you when you are.
Y'know this isn't as comforting as it should be.
You know I just am amused by that particular typo. And you were tired -- it's okay.
Thank you for forgiving me. I'm also glad that I could amuse you. You know it's what I live for.
AH. Now I got it. :)
Y'know this isn't as comforting as it should be.
I don't know why not. How often have I called you a fucking idiot?
I'm also glad that I could amuse you. You know it's what I live for.
As you should. :op
I don't think you ever have, but who knows, really?
Come to think of it, you're the one more inclined to call someone a fucking idiot. Or a dildo.
And yes, you are a bad girl.