If you’re confused, please see the Explanation. SG-1 Fun Facts for other episodes can be found here. Caps by jackfic.com and are cropped and resized by me.
Previous Episode: Episode 1.10 “The Torment of Tantalus” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.11 “Bloodlines”
Planetary Tally: They return to Chulak.
Season/Series Total: 11
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--references are made to their first visit to Chulak
Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Well, we’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Bra'tac: No. The bridge is too well guarded.
Daniel (of Goa’uld larvae): Do you think these things need to be fed?
Jack: All right, here’s the plan.
Bra'tac: You will do as I say.
Jack: Right.
Introducing: Rya’c, Teal’c’s son; Master Bra'Tac, former first Prime of Apophis; Drey'Auc, Teal’c’s wife; "shol'va"

Don’t you want to hug them both?
Hello, Again:
Stargate Mythos: they attempt to give Teal’c a drug to replace his symboite; Jaffa use meditation to rest and heal; Teal’c has a wife, Drey'Auc and son, Rya’c; the prim’ta is the day a boy receives his first Goa’uld larva and becomes a Jaffa warrior; Bra'Tac was Teal’c’s first teacher; apparently the dialing sequence can be cancelled by simply pressing the escape key; “shol’va” means traitor
Fashion Week: Everybody wears pretty green and black.
Teal’c dons his shiny Serpent guard armor. Jack, Sam, and Daniel dress as monks (which is really funny!)

I think these should be the official SG-1 uniforms.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam:
Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: Season/Series Total: 2
Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 2
Sam: Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props:
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: 1--Silly Serpent head.
Season/Series Total: 3
Techno-Babble:
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: 1--his wife, Drey'Auc
Season/Series Total: 1
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: SG-1 watches over Teal’c as they experiment with drugs to replace the Goa’uld larva. When Teal’c reveals that he has a family, SG-1 argues for a return to Chulak to start a Jaffa rebellion (and save Teal’c’s family). Daniel and Sam are sent to go guard the ‘Gate, but intercept a caravan transporting larval Goa’uld and they steal one. Then Daniel goes all rogue-archeologist and shoots the rest of them to hell. He crosses a line in this moment that makes him a little gray--I find this terribly sexy. Killing Goa’uld works up an appetite and Daniel has a snack. Daniel and Sam get chased by Jaffa and Sam blows up the Jaffa.
Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates that the symbol on Teal’c’s house (shol’va) means “traitor.”

Teal’c’s Skywalker moment.
Caffeine Habit:
Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: Season/Series Total: 7
Fly Hat:1--he puts it on once they get to Chulak
Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel takes off his glasses to play the part of a Chulak priest.
Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load: 1--Daniel shot the larvae Goa’uld full of holes
Season/Series Total: 2

This makes him really hot. I like it when he’s full of passion.
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 4--Daniel in the priest robes--okay, so actually I’m laughing, but I’m laughing so much that I think I drooled; Daniel wiping the drawn symbol off his forehead (he licks his hand); Daniel crouching in the bushes; Daniel shooting the gun--guh
I’d just like to note that Teal’c has a Skywalker moment, coming home and finding his house all burned to little-bitty bits.
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water” here
Previous Episode: Episode 1.10 “The Torment of Tantalus” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.11 “Bloodlines”
Planetary Tally: They return to Chulak.
Season/Series Total: 11
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--references are made to their first visit to Chulak
Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Well, we’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Bra'tac: No. The bridge is too well guarded.
Daniel (of Goa’uld larvae): Do you think these things need to be fed?
Jack: All right, here’s the plan.
Bra'tac: You will do as I say.
Jack: Right.
Introducing: Rya’c, Teal’c’s son; Master Bra'Tac, former first Prime of Apophis; Drey'Auc, Teal’c’s wife; "shol'va"

Don’t you want to hug them both?
Hello, Again:
Stargate Mythos: they attempt to give Teal’c a drug to replace his symboite; Jaffa use meditation to rest and heal; Teal’c has a wife, Drey'Auc and son, Rya’c; the prim’ta is the day a boy receives his first Goa’uld larva and becomes a Jaffa warrior; Bra'Tac was Teal’c’s first teacher; apparently the dialing sequence can be cancelled by simply pressing the escape key; “shol’va” means traitor
Fashion Week: Everybody wears pretty green and black.
Teal’c dons his shiny Serpent guard armor. Jack, Sam, and Daniel dress as monks (which is really funny!)

I think these should be the official SG-1 uniforms.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam:
Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: Season/Series Total: 2
Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 2
Sam: Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props:
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: 1--Silly Serpent head.
Season/Series Total: 3
Techno-Babble:
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: 1--his wife, Drey'Auc
Season/Series Total: 1
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: SG-1 watches over Teal’c as they experiment with drugs to replace the Goa’uld larva. When Teal’c reveals that he has a family, SG-1 argues for a return to Chulak to start a Jaffa rebellion (and save Teal’c’s family). Daniel and Sam are sent to go guard the ‘Gate, but intercept a caravan transporting larval Goa’uld and they steal one. Then Daniel goes all rogue-archeologist and shoots the rest of them to hell. He crosses a line in this moment that makes him a little gray--I find this terribly sexy. Killing Goa’uld works up an appetite and Daniel has a snack. Daniel and Sam get chased by Jaffa and Sam blows up the Jaffa.
Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates that the symbol on Teal’c’s house (shol’va) means “traitor.”

Teal’c’s Skywalker moment.
Caffeine Habit:
Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: Season/Series Total: 7
Fly Hat:1--he puts it on once they get to Chulak
Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel takes off his glasses to play the part of a Chulak priest.
Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load: 1--Daniel shot the larvae Goa’uld full of holes
Season/Series Total: 2

This makes him really hot. I like it when he’s full of passion.
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 4--Daniel in the priest robes--okay, so actually I’m laughing, but I’m laughing so much that I think I drooled; Daniel wiping the drawn symbol off his forehead (he licks his hand); Daniel crouching in the bushes; Daniel shooting the gun--guh
I’d just like to note that Teal’c has a Skywalker moment, coming home and finding his house all burned to little-bitty bits.
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water” here
- Mood:
lazy

Comments
It's an actual escape key.
rouge-archeologist
Like Wesley -- nerdy and red.
Hello, I am a fucking idiot. I did it again. Obviously I should not post these when I'm tired.
It's your Catholic upbringing, isn't it?
The fact that I'm laughing? Maybe.
that's pretty technologically advanced. "Hey, just in case we screw up, let's stick an abort-type key on there." Obviously, intelligent life.
Hello, I am a fucking idiot. I did it again. Obviously I should not post these when I'm tired.
You are not a fucking idiot. I will tell you when you are. You know I just am amused by that particular typo. And you were tired -- it's okay. *pats Alli*
I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. The Earth Stargate dialing sequence can be aborted by pressing the escape key on the computer. I don't know if the DHD has an "abort" button.
You are not a fucking idiot. I will tell you when you are.
Y'know this isn't as comforting as it should be.
You know I just am amused by that particular typo. And you were tired -- it's okay.
Thank you for forgiving me. I'm also glad that I could amuse you. You know it's what I live for.
AH. Now I got it. :)
Y'know this isn't as comforting as it should be.
I don't know why not. How often have I called you a fucking idiot?
I'm also glad that I could amuse you. You know it's what I live for.
As you should. :op
I don't think you ever have, but who knows, really?
Come to think of it, you're the one more inclined to call someone a fucking idiot. Or a dildo.
And yes, you are a bad girl.