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The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

  • Apr. 24th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
theemdash: (Editing)
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT BUY MYSELF A TACTICAL DEFENSE PEN.

I mean.
It's TACTICAL.
And DEFENSIVE.
AND A PEN.

. . .

It is totally time for the weekend to start.

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[identity profile] nleseul.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:14 pm (UTC)
I'm having a hard time telling whether the product description is meant to be serious or not.
[identity profile] jedimara77.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
The Men is mightier? Bwahahaha.
theemdash: (Bandom Gerard)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
They rhyme.
[identity profile] jedimara77.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
It's funny 'cause you originally wrote "men," and on the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said "The Penis Mightier." It's funny in my brain.
[identity profile] katilara.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2009 02:44 am (UTC)
It's funny in Em's journal too. :p I'll take Famous Titties for $1000!
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[identity profile] taselby.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
That is either the coolest or stupidest thing I've ever seen. Either way, I'm entranced.

(Seriously, $89... For. A. Pen?? A badass pen, no doubt, but a PEN?)

o.O
[identity profile] secondalto.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
That's the military for you. You mean you never heard of $800 ashtrays and all that?
[identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
Ooh, it's pretty.
theemdash: (SG-1 Jack/Daniel Touchies)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
Please see this comment, as I think you could add to it.
[identity profile] nleseul.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Ooh, ooh, I know exactly why you shouldn't buy yourself one: Because you're not so insecure in your masculinity that you need to compensate for it with a pen. Let alone a pen that is only 5 inches long and half an inch thick.
theemdash: (M Laugh)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
...

AHAHAHHA.

No, I don't need to compensate with a pen. *snickers*
[identity profile] nleseul.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
Hey, on a completely unrelated note, do you happen to know if your employer is currently hiring publishers/editors/proofreaders? Someone I know is apparently looking for a new job in that area.
theemdash: (Doctor Who Ten)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
They are really really not. *rolls eyes at economy*
[identity profile] nleseul.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I kind of expected as much. Thought I'd ask, though. Thanks. :-)
[identity profile] secondalto.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:44 pm (UTC)
You totally need that pen.
theemdash: (M Grammar)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
I think every editor needs a tactical pen.
[identity profile] wiccanslyr.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 09:02 pm (UTC)
Hrmmm, ummm, it's $89...

Sorry that's all I got for the "don't buy" it colum.

For the other...

HOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' CAPLOCKED ONLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!111111ONE
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[identity profile] scifigirl.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
That is amazing!
theemdash: (SG-1 Jack/Daniel Humor)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
OMG THERE SHOULD BE FIC ABOUT DANIEL REQUISITIONING A TACTICAL PEN AND JACK MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR IT AND THEN DANIEL "CONTROLLING" HIM WITH THE TACTICAL PEN.
[identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 12:05 am (UTC)
I AM NOT WRITING PEN PORN. I have too many other things I need to be writing.
theemdash: (SG-1 Jack/Daniel Boyfriends)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
I didn't say you should write it, just that you could probably add to my insanity.
[identity profile] katilara.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
WELL SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE IT. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
theemdash: (Bandom Gerard)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2009 11:21 am (UTC)
I really need to finish the big bang because last night [livejournal.com profile] spencer_says handed me an MCR idea and I have the tactical defense pen, and clearly my brain is ready for new ideas.
[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
...there's honestly not much in the 'no' column, is there? And you could write the story too.
theemdash: (Saiyuki Dancing)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 12:15 pm (UTC)
I can write a story about tactical defense pens. Seriously, it's like a story right there. GOD, I LOVE THE WORLD AND ITS WEIRD SHIT.
[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC)
I've half-thought of having Watari try to talk Tatsumi into one.
[identity profile] ewanspotter.livejournal.com wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2009 06:05 am (UTC)
EEEEEE!

I could totally see Jack buying this as a Christmas gift for Daniel. XD

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