As some of you know, I'm wont to write filks and crazy fandom related poetry (*coughlimerickscough*). So, I also enjoy it when other people do the same. And I enjoy it even more when the creators do it. Because: Hilarity!

I'm the Flame Alchemist
Lyrics by Roy Mustang

Snap snap snap snap my fingers
Snap snap snap snap my fingers

Who's the man that's gonna be president of all the land? The Flame Alchemist.
My dream is to have a miniskirt harem.
Who's that hot dude, standing in front of the mirror, snapping his fingers

striking a pose?
Uh-huh. That's me. The Flame Alchemist.

I'm going to light your hear on fire, baby. (Sizzle!)
My heart is a raging inferno, oh yeah. (Disco inferno!)
And tonight, baby, it's burning hotter than ever. (Like a flamethrower!)
Snap, crackle, pop, baby. It's my burning love. (Oh yeah!)
My love's gone and burned up all the oxygen in the room. (Thermodynamics!)
This one goes out to you, the girl in the mirage. (An illusion, baby!)

You know who I am. I'm Roy Mustang! (Then that's all right.)
I'm a colonel, baby. And this colonel's about to pop! (You mean "kernel"?)

(Line A) "You like breasts, huh? Well I'm a thigh man!"
(Line B) "Well, forget about it!"

(repeat)

Seriously. I can't make this shit up.
Also, I totally love the random "Thermodynamics!" thrown in there. *snort*

Other awesomeness from Chapters 48 and 49:

1. Ed: You don't have a lot of allies do you? Maybe you're not very popular.
Roy: I don't want to hear that from you.

2. Dr. Knox: Am I stupid? Or are you crazy?

3. Dr. Marcho: You can't measure the worth of a person's life with addition and subtraction!!
Envy: Hah! Ha ha ha! Yes! that's how you humans think!! I killed a man a while back who thought like that too. When I disguised myself as his wife, he couldn't react in time and lost his chance to strike.

I almost liked Envy in this scene and then she reminded me that she killed Hughes and I remembered that I really, really hate her. Also, the way they continually bring up Hughes is evil because it's like a little knife to my chest every few chapters.

4. This is when Super!Gluttony starts going after Roy [for killing Lust].
Ed: You're useless!
Roy: Then why don't you do something?!
Al: No offense, Colonel, but would you mind not following us?! It's you that thing wants!!

5. Ed: Hurry up and get in the car, you useless fool!
Roy: Hey! You can't tell me to leave at a time like this!
Ed: You'll just be in my way!!
Hawkeye: I'm afraid I must concur, sir. You'll be no help to them in your condition.
Roy: *GLOOM "Useless? I'm really useless? I'm useless . . . ?"*
Ed: The colonel can be dense. . . .

6. Ed accepting the gun from Hawkeye. AJSDFKHJAKHGJAL

I'd just like to say that I have finally started reading The Golden Compass, so I'm not entirely in manga-land right now. (But when I'm groggy it's a little easier to get through a comic than a novel.)