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Sentences Are Not Created Equally

  • Oct. 24th, 2007 at 3:05 PM
theemdash: (Editing)
Sentences like this make me hurt: Thomas buys his lunch at work, which consists of a sandwich and a bottle of water for $6.

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[identity profile] katilara.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:24 pm (UTC)
>.< Ow.
theemdash: (M Headdesk)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
You know what I hate even more? I had to explain what was wrong with it.
[identity profile] katilara.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
*smoosh* I won't let the bad editors bother you.
[identity profile] imthelobster.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
...you had to explain what was wrong with that?

Uhm.

Brain. Explodes.
[identity profile] fiareynne.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
I think I just had a spontaneous aneurysm (like there's such thing as a planned one.)
[identity profile] lindentreeisle.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
You just need to practice.

I schedule mine for Sunday afternoons if possible; that way it doesn't interfere with my work schedule or ruin my enjoyment of the weekend.
[identity profile] fiareynne.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
Ahh, so that's where I've been going wrong. That's very practical of you.
[identity profile] lindentreeisle.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)
I'm attempting to balance out the massive impracticality that permeates much of the rest of my life.

That reminds me, I need to submit a vacation time request for Halloween.
[identity profile] grass-stained.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
Man, I wish my work consisted of a sandwich and a bottle of water.
theemdash: (Firefly Dork)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
I wonder what he does with the sandwich all day. I mean, is he supposed to take all day to eat it? It's it like, "Man, I want to knock off early today. *eats sandwich in two bites* See ya."?
theemdash: (Editing)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
Pretend that says "Is it" okay?
[identity profile] lindentreeisle.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:46 pm (UTC)
FAIL
I need a fail icon.

Or a self-inking rubber stamp that just says FAIL.

OR!! An icon of a self-inking rubber FAIL stamp!
ext_33206: (book)
[identity profile] roadrunner1896.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
My work today consisted of an apple and lots of cake and a bottle of water. My work is clearly better than Thomas' work is.

But hey, something for the community. So your work is clearly the best.
theemdash: (M Headdesk)
[personal profile] theemdash wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
Okay, now this is even more fail because a non-native English speaker has mocked it. *sighs*

ext_33206: (Callum - Newbie scarf)
[identity profile] roadrunner1896.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
Sorry. I keep getting that wrong myself all the time, though, when I am not paying enough attention. So maybe that makes you feel better?

*snuggles you*
[identity profile] imthelobster.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
...HAHAHA.

Roadie?

You are so amazing.

ext_33206: (Newbie - Why am I so amazing?)
[identity profile] roadrunner1896.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:57 pm (UTC)
I know. ;)

*snuggles*
skroberts: (SPN Chibi Sam Beaming Smile)
[personal profile] skroberts wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
Tehe.
[identity profile] getaway-machine.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:34 pm (UTC)
randomly and completely not relating to your post: I was in Sci-Fi City today, and I saw Killer Bunnies, and of course thought of you and [livejournal.com profile] lordvaros. I think I have been corrupted somehow.
[identity profile] getaway-machine.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:35 pm (UTC)
...just pretend I got his username right, okay? okay.
[identity profile] imthelobster.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
FAIL.
[identity profile] mirankos.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC)
After I made the expected faces about that sentence, I was overcome with mirth. I needed that.
[identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 24th, 2007 11:47 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's painful.
[identity profile] supercheesegirl.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 25th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)
But what did Thomas have for lunch??
[identity profile] turalu-21.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2007 02:07 pm (UTC)
Ouch. I've got a new bruise.

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