After reviewing the Highly Scientific Con Crud Hugging Poll, I have come to the following conclusions:

1. Paul McGillion is a natural healer.

2. One of Paul's Healing Hugs can be negated by hugging another actor.

3. Firefly is not a fandom for Healing Hugs.

4. Chris Judge does not have the Healing Hug gift.

5. If you get too many hugs, you get swimmer's ear.

I swear, all of that makes perfect sense if you review the poll and read the comments.