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If you’re confused, please see the Explanation. SG-1 Fun Facts for other episodes can be found here. Caps by
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Previous Episode: Episode 1.11 “Bloodlines” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water”
Planetary Tally: Oannes. Planet P8X362 is mentioned as a planet for SG-4 to explore.
Season/Series Total: 12
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--Jack tells a mourner about Sha’re kissing Daniel and “making his face disappear for a day.” Daniel also mentions Sha’re’s abduction.
Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place--happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice; our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a--good--man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend.

As a member of SG-1, he was our voice; our conscience. –Jack
Sam (reading from Daniel’s journal): “Colonel O’Neill thinks I’m a geek. I have no idea how to get us back. I’ll never get paid.” Oh, wow, he must have written this right after we got back. “Sha’re is gone; Jack says we’ll find her. If anyone can, he can.”
Jack: About that apartment.
Daniel: Oh, you didn’t.
Sam: The, uh, day after the memorial service.
Daniel: Memorial service?!
Sam: Colonel said some really nice things.
Daniel: He--he did. He did?
Introducing: Dr. McKenzie
Hello, Again:
Stargate Mythos: SG-1 has to deal with the loss of their own for the first--and not the last--time; funerals for SGC personnel are held in front of the Stargate; Daniel’s apartment is completely cluttered; Daniel keeps journals of every mission SG-1 has ever been on; Daniel has fish; Omoroca came to Earth to fight the Goa’uld; Daniel uses his camcorder on the planet (I believe for the first time)

What else do you think is on Danny’s camera?
Fashion Week: SG-1 wears desert garb. To Daniel’s wake, Sam wears a pretty flowered dress, Teal’c dresses up in slacks and a straw hat, and O’Neill is abnormally debonair in jeans and a black t-shirt.
Daniel spends most of the episode wet. Darn.
We should send Brad Wright a basket
of cookies in thanks for Wet Daniel.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam: Frasier checks out SG-1 after they return to SGC suffering shock. Frasier wants to keep them under observation while Hammond insists on returning them to active duty as soon as possible.
Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: 1--Sam is given a sedative to help her sleep after the shock of Daniel’s death.
Season/Series Total: 3
Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: 1--Nem messes with Daniel’s brain to help him remember the fate of Omoraca
Season/Series Total: 2

Nem snuck in a secret message:
You will be my sex monkey. You will be my sex monkey...
Jack: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 2
Teal’c: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command: Jack is pretty snarky to McKenzie (who can blame him?)
Putzing with Props: Jack plays a little street hockey and then smashes Hammond’s window.


You know that’s my car, don’t you?--Hammond
You should get that window fixed.--Jack
Daniel’s Dead: 1--SG-1 believes Daniel was burned alive while on the planet, so they have a funeral and go through hispockets for changestuff.
Season/Series Total: 2
Murray Alert: 1--Teal'c wears a straw hat to Daniel’s wake.
Season/Series Total: 4

Sam: No, no; the hat is very--cunning.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Techno-Babble:
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: Season/Series Total: 1

One more conquest?
suggestion for caption by
dierne
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: According to the falsified memories of SG-1, Daniel was suddenly engulfed in flames and died while on the planet. That means that Daniel has his own adventure in this one, beginning when Daniel wakes up alone and trapped and is asked to translate a cuneiform text. He spends a lot of time translating and being frustrated. Nem calls Daniel the “oldest” of SG-1 because he knows about Babylon. Daniel spends a lot of time trying to explain to Nem how little is known about Babylon. Daniel tries to get Nem to come back to Earth with him, but Nem insists that all the knowledge he needs is in Daniel’s mind. Daniel submits himself to Nem’s machine to help him regain his memories of Babylon and Omoraca, despite the extreme pain and risk of death. Nem seems to think very highly of Daniel; I suspect he wants to shag himlike the rest of us.

There’s no chicks. Could this be sexual frustration?
Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates the first bit of cuneiform he is given as “Reveal. Fate. Omoroca.” The second bit of text is the legal code of some ancient Babylonian king.
Caffeine Habit:
Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: 1--Daniel wears it when they are on the planet and in the visions of SG-1.
Season/Series Total: 8
Fly Hat: Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel is missing his glasses while trapped by Nem. Probably why he has so much trouble translating.
Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load: Season/Series Total: 2
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 8--Daniel waking up wet and glasses-less; more Wet Daniel, with the t-shirt clinging to his chest; same as before; Daniel slightly helpless, looking a little haggard; Daniel upset and arguing with Nem; Daniel remembering the story about Omoroca (which sometimes looks like an orgasm); Daniel licking his lips; Daniel swimming

Mmmmaaaahhhgggghhhh. ::drool::
And finally, For Lorny:

He’s hot; he’s sweet; he’salmost as good as DanielJack.
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.13 “The Nox” here
If you’re confused, please see the Explanation. SG-1 Fun Facts for other episodes can be found here. Caps by
Previous Episode: Episode 1.11 “Bloodlines” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water”
Planetary Tally: Oannes. Planet P8X362 is mentioned as a planet for SG-4 to explore.
Season/Series Total: 12
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--Jack tells a mourner about Sha’re kissing Daniel and “making his face disappear for a day.” Daniel also mentions Sha’re’s abduction.
Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place--happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice; our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a--good--man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend.

As a member of SG-1, he was our voice; our conscience. –Jack
Sam (reading from Daniel’s journal): “Colonel O’Neill thinks I’m a geek. I have no idea how to get us back. I’ll never get paid.” Oh, wow, he must have written this right after we got back. “Sha’re is gone; Jack says we’ll find her. If anyone can, he can.”
Jack: About that apartment.
Daniel: Oh, you didn’t.
Sam: The, uh, day after the memorial service.
Daniel: Memorial service?!
Sam: Colonel said some really nice things.
Daniel: He--he did. He did?
Introducing: Dr. McKenzie
Hello, Again:
Stargate Mythos: SG-1 has to deal with the loss of their own for the first--and not the last--time; funerals for SGC personnel are held in front of the Stargate; Daniel’s apartment is completely cluttered; Daniel keeps journals of every mission SG-1 has ever been on; Daniel has fish; Omoroca came to Earth to fight the Goa’uld; Daniel uses his camcorder on the planet (I believe for the first time)

What else do you think is on Danny’s camera?
Fashion Week: SG-1 wears desert garb. To Daniel’s wake, Sam wears a pretty flowered dress, Teal’c dresses up in slacks and a straw hat, and O’Neill is abnormally debonair in jeans and a black t-shirt.
Daniel spends most of the episode wet. Darn.
We should send Brad Wright a basket
of cookies in thanks for Wet Daniel.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam: Frasier checks out SG-1 after they return to SGC suffering shock. Frasier wants to keep them under observation while Hammond insists on returning them to active duty as soon as possible.
Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: 1--Sam is given a sedative to help her sleep after the shock of Daniel’s death.
Season/Series Total: 3
Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: 1--Nem messes with Daniel’s brain to help him remember the fate of Omoraca
Season/Series Total: 2

Nem snuck in a secret message:
You will be my sex monkey. You will be my sex monkey...
Jack: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 2
Teal’c: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command: Jack is pretty snarky to McKenzie (who can blame him?)
Putzing with Props: Jack plays a little street hockey and then smashes Hammond’s window.


You know that’s my car, don’t you?--Hammond
You should get that window fixed.--Jack
Daniel’s Dead: 1--SG-1 believes Daniel was burned alive while on the planet, so they have a funeral and go through his
Season/Series Total: 2
Murray Alert: 1--Teal'c wears a straw hat to Daniel’s wake.
Season/Series Total: 4

Sam: No, no; the hat is very--cunning.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Techno-Babble:
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: Season/Series Total: 1

One more conquest?
suggestion for caption by
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: According to the falsified memories of SG-1, Daniel was suddenly engulfed in flames and died while on the planet. That means that Daniel has his own adventure in this one, beginning when Daniel wakes up alone and trapped and is asked to translate a cuneiform text. He spends a lot of time translating and being frustrated. Nem calls Daniel the “oldest” of SG-1 because he knows about Babylon. Daniel spends a lot of time trying to explain to Nem how little is known about Babylon. Daniel tries to get Nem to come back to Earth with him, but Nem insists that all the knowledge he needs is in Daniel’s mind. Daniel submits himself to Nem’s machine to help him regain his memories of Babylon and Omoraca, despite the extreme pain and risk of death. Nem seems to think very highly of Daniel; I suspect he wants to shag him

There’s no chicks. Could this be sexual frustration?
Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates the first bit of cuneiform he is given as “Reveal. Fate. Omoroca.” The second bit of text is the legal code of some ancient Babylonian king.
Caffeine Habit:
Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: 1--Daniel wears it when they are on the planet and in the visions of SG-1.
Season/Series Total: 8
Fly Hat: Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel is missing his glasses while trapped by Nem. Probably why he has so much trouble translating.
Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load: Season/Series Total: 2
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 8--Daniel waking up wet and glasses-less; more Wet Daniel, with the t-shirt clinging to his chest; same as before; Daniel slightly helpless, looking a little haggard; Daniel upset and arguing with Nem; Daniel remembering the story about Omoroca (which sometimes looks like an orgasm); Daniel licking his lips; Daniel swimming

Mmmmaaaahhhgggghhhh. ::drool::

He’s hot; he’s sweet; he’s
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.13 “The Nox” here
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Comments
He promised me not to show or tell anybody. But it involves jello. ;)
And again a lot to mop up. I like how the text to the Danny swimming picture in my head somehow implied, he is swimming in drool. Not that there wouldn't be enough to fill an ocean.
Your fun facts still rock and I need to go on watching the next few episodes, to stay ahead of you.
Hope Danny arrived save today and the two of you will have lots of fun during the next week. Maybe he'll even show you what is on the camera. Well, not the material, but he might do it with you, too.
What doesn't involve jello?
I like how the text to the Danny swimming picture in my head somehow implied, he is swimming in drool. Not that there wouldn't be enough to fill an ocean.
I actually have a similar joke in mind for a later episode. But it's not until season 7, so you've got quite a wait on it.
Though an ocean of drool was not what I was thinking.
Your fun facts still rock and I need to go on watching the next few episodes, to stay ahead of you.
Well, I'm still only doing 2 a week, so it'll take me another month before I'm done with Season 1.
Hope Danny arrived save today and the two of you will have lots of fun during the next week. Maybe he'll even show you what is on the camera. Well, not the material, but he might do it with you, too.
I picked Danny up on my way to work. He's under my desk right now (it's a good thing there's a lot of room there). He's curled up with my sweater. I'm freezing, but he just looks so cute (damn those puppy eyes!). He's also listening to my headphones (apparently he finds the SG-1 soundtrack very soothing). Every now and then he wakes up and grabs my foot. He complained earlier about me wearing shoes today instead of sandles because he can't touch my skin.
We're planning to go up to the 7th floor later on because it's mostly deserted. There are a few open offices up there.
I'm not sure, but your Alli special? It sounded more like something with chocolate. But I'm all confused ever since I heard of it.
Well, I'm still only doing 2 a week, so it'll take me another month before I'm done with Season 1.
I'll try to watch 3 a week. To stay ahead. And get to the ocean of whatever.
He's curled up with my sweater.
Awwww. That sounds so cute. I wish you had a camera to take a picture for me. But why is he sleeping? It's the middle of the day here. He should be wide awake. I didn't exhaust him in goodbye sex yesterday. Well, not that much anyway, since most of it was just cuddling. There probably was a cute flight attendant or something on the plane.
We're planning to go up to the 7th floor later on because it's mostly deserted. There are a few open offices up there.
Have fun and don't get caught. ;)
The Alli Special is a chocolate thing, but I suppose it could be done with jello as well...
I'll try to watch 3 a week. To stay ahead. And get to the ocean of whatever.
I actually have Fun Facts started for up to episode 15. See? I have to keep ahead, too.
Awwww. That sounds so cute. I wish you had a camera to take a picture for me.
He really is cute. ::patpat::
But why is he sleeping? It's the middle of the day here. He should be wide awake. I didn't exhaust him in goodbye sex yesterday. Well, not that much anyway, since most of it was just cuddling. There probably was a cute flight attendant or something on the plane.
He said he "kept it in his pants." It was just a nap. He's awake now. He gets a little bored when I'm at work because I can't spend all my time playing with him. Also I forgot to bring a book for him to read. All I have here is the literary magazines I published in college, lots of math textbooks, and the 2004 World Almanac, which he's reading.
Oh, and he claims the goodbye sex was "magnificient."
Have fun and don't get caught. ;)
Will do. ::salutes::
Hm, so maybe I already do copy that Alli thing. I'm sorry if I do. I hope it's something different. Maybe I should Danny allow you to have a look at his camera. Only if you can stand that of course. I don't know how you feel about him having sex with someone else than you.
Oh, and he claims the goodbye sex was "magnificient."
Awww. That's nice. Well, maybe because it was goodbye sex combined with make up sex, because he was a little upset about me being so hyped about
It wasn't actually meant as a caption was just a coomment becuase, as everybody knows, I suck muchly with the captioning and the text and stuff.
I'm sure if you ask
Uh, no. Your caption had me rolling. I changed it slightly, but it is great!
You don't suck at captioning as much as you think you do.
;)
Looove the last pic *g*
Oh god, no, I can't even lie about that--it's too gross. ;)
Kinsey!!!!! Gross. word escape me!!!
and I thought you had taste!!!! *g*
As i was saying before i was rudely interrupted... I get the feeling that you like Daniel Jackson... I'm not too sure how I came to that conclusion but there you are *g*
I much prefer Jack... I loooove the last pic....
I never even watched the show, but that made me think of Omarosa, the bitch from The Apprentice.
Sam: No, no; the hat is very--cunning.
Teehee.
Teehee.
yes, Amy, that was all for you. I knew you would be pleased. hee hee