Previous Episode: Episode 1.04 “Emancipation” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.05 “The Broca Divide”
Planetary Tally: 1--P3X797 (aka The Land of Light)
Season/Series Total: 6
Episodic References: “Children of the Gods” (episode 1.01)--Sha're and Skaara’s abduction is mentioned
Quote of the Week:
Jack: Daniel, you dog. Keep this up, you’ll have a girl on every planet.
Introducing: MALP, Col. Makepeace, Dr. Frasier, the red phone, The Land of the Light, Tuplo
Hello Again:
Stargate Mythos: SG-3 is established as a Marine unit; Jack checks one of the inhabitants for an entry scar to prove they are not Goa’uld; SG-1 brings back their first potentially deadly virus from another planet
Fashion Week: Uniforms: at the briefing, Jack and Sam are in dress uniform. They all wear the green and black tees. Notable Civis: Sam winds up in that “sweet little tank top number.” Jack is briefly shirtless and it’s really hot.
Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam: Dr. Frasier performs exams on all the members of SG-1
Laid Up:
Daniel: 1--though not in the infirmary, Daniel is sedated when being treated for the Broca virus.
Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: 1--he is isolated after he contracts the Broca virus
Season/Series Total: 1
Sam: 2--after the Broca virus takes affect she is sedated and restrained in the infirmary; she is later treated for a stab wound
Season/Series Total: 2
Brain Washing 101: The Broca Virus has the pleasure of messing with the minds of:
Daniel: 1
Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: 1
Season/Series Total: 1
Sam: 1
Season/Series Total: 1
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props: Jack flips a pen around and yawns during a de-briefing.
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: Season/Series Total: 1
Techno-Babble: Sam notes that the numbering of the planets is based on a binary code the computer uses for extrapolation. Sam and Daniel both argue for going back to P3X797 to study the Broca Divide.
Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: 1--Daniel is stroking Melosha’s hair when the SG teams come to rescue him, I assume he got some play
Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: 1--Sam jumps Jack because he’s the alpha male
Season/Series Total: 2
Sam: 1--Jack punches out Daniel because Daniel says he “cares” about Carter
Season/Series Total: 2
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: Daniel spends a lot of time getting the shit kicked out of him. He also gets excited about seeing the Broca Divide between the Touched and the Untouched (which are apparently from a Minoan culture). And, as usual, Daniel reveals his soft spot and he gets captured trying to save Melosha (you know how he likes the chickees).
Translation Time/Artifact Alley:
Caffeine Habit: Daniel downs a coffee as he enters the control room
Headgear:
Flak Helmet: 1--Daniel wears it as they go through the ‘Gate.
Season/Series Total: 4
Other: 1--he has to don a lovely set of night-vision goggles
Season/Series Total: 1
Perfect Vision: Daniel has to take off his glasses to wear the night-vision goggles. Daniel’s glasses are knocked off when Jack attacks him. Daniel loses his glass again when the Touched capture him and doesn’t get them back until he’s cured.
Oh, Danny Boy: Teal’c actually refers to Daniel as just “Daniel”--once.
Season/Series Total: 1
Shooting a Load:
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 4--Daniel at the briefing--he's questioning and cute; Daniel suggesting that Jack is a “poor man” because Sam tried to seduce him; Daniel’s “thanks for the moral support” when Teal’c suggests that Daniel will get sick later; Daniel’s pants get ripped when he’s captured by the Touched
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.06 “The First Commandment” here
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dorky
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but I'm still confused.
I'm usually confused.
Confused is probably what I does best...
And thank you. I aim to please
and be loved and worshipped by everyone.here here!
and droolis for Daniel, it's not like I don't have eyes.Jack is a fine specimen of a man.
On some planets even more. ;)
And you are still his favorite. Not bad.
Nice fan fucts again. You still rock.
He probably has thousands of women after him on Earth. I'm so lucky to be his favorite. ::squee::
Nice fan fucts again. You still rock.
Thank you. So if the Fun Facts ever suck, I will no longer rock?
Also, I think it's really funny that you wrote "fan fucts." Because that sounds like something I'd like to do to Daniel.
Yes, you are. But well, second favorite isn't that bad either. ;)
Thank you. So if the Fun Facts ever suck, I will no longer rock?
No, I'll defriend you for sucky Fun Facts. ;)
Also, I think it's really funny that you wrote "fan fucts." Because that sounds like something I'd like to do to Daniel.
Yeah, I love my dysfunctional brain, too. I vote that "fan fuct" will become an official word in the English language describing that groupie thing. I'll work on that as soon as I have "Schmollmops" established.
But that is what I meant with your name could become an Alle instead of Alli. Sometimes I mess up with the typing.
::bursts into tears::
Yeah, I love my dysfunctional brain, too. I vote that "fan fuct" will become an official word in the English language describing that groupie thing.
Fan Fuct-- noun. A grouping a fan girls/boys engaged in sexual intercourse with the object of their desires.
I'll work on that as soon as I have "Schmollmops" established.
What is "Schmollmops"?
But that is what I meant with your name could become an Alle instead of Alli.
My fingers sometimes do their own thing, too. Which is why I'm so anal about re-reading what I've written before posting.
Yeah, I'm evil like that.
Fan Fuct-- noun. A grouping a fan girls/boys engaged in sexual intercourse with the object of their desires.
That sounds good. I wanna read that in a dictionary one day.
What is "Schmollmops"?
A Schmollmops is a person, who pouts. But in a cute way. You don't call stranger that, more friends. Well, there is no English word for it, I think.
Which is why I'm so anal about re-reading what I've written before posting.
Well, I re-read my stuff too before posting, or at least I try to. But sometimes I have something wrong in my brain and I don't realize I made the mistake I did.
Dude! That's like more evil than me and stuff. What the heck is up with that? I'm bursting into tears and you're just gloating. Sheesh. Next time Danny's here I'm going to make him completely forget about you. ;P
I wanna read that in a dictionary one day.
Me too. We need to get people using it though. And it's probably not something that happens often, so this may be difficult.
A Schmollmops is a person, who pouts. But in a cute way. You don't call stranger that, more friends. Well, there is no English word for it, I think.
Is this a German word or made up? I know of no such English word. Also, interesting.
Well, you can try that. But we both know it won't work. No one can ever make him forget about woodruff jello. And woodruff jello is so connected to me in his brain, that he will never forget about me. And you better not make him chose between us. I know, he loves you more than me, but does he love you more than jello + me? I wouldn't risk it.
And yes, I'm very evil. Sometimes.
Me too. We need to get people using it though. And it's probably not something that happens often, so this may be difficult.
Well, it might not happen that often, but every second person on the internet (or like all of them minus two) would wish it had happened and you can work it in a conversation like "I wish I had a fan fuct with Michael/Alexis/Richard/Orlando (hey, he is pretty)/whomever".
Is this a German word or made up? I know of no such English word. Also, interesting.
It isn't an actual German word
yet. It's a play of words that goes around for like 10 years or some more and it is cute and it was even used in Finding Nemo the German dubbed version. So chances are good. And I already have::struggling not to bursting into laughter:: I would never make him choose (I'm evil, but I'm not that evil). Also, if you'd just pat me on the head this conversation would be over, evil girly person.
Well, it might not happen that often, but every second person on the internet (or like all of them minus two) would wish it had happened and you can work it in a conversation like "I wish I had a fan fuct with Michael/Alexis/Richard/Orlando (hey, he is pretty)/whomever".
We'll work on it. And yes, Orlando is very pretty. That's why there's a Legolas on my desk. ::pats Legi::
it was even used in Finding Nemo the German dubbed version. So chances are good.
I would have to agree. Hell, "D'oh" is now in the dictionary, so why the hell not however that word was spelled. Schmoolops? Dunno. But I remembered how to spell Kirsche! Or did I just transpose the letters? I'm probably not pronouncing it right either. I'm so damn American and stupid! ::cries::
::bounces:: better now.
Oooooooohhhh. But it's so much fun patting you. May I pat you on the butt instead? ;)
Hell, "D'oh" is now in the dictionary
Homer Simpson's D'oh??? Well, they dubbed it with a pretty ugly whining "Nein" in Germany. And since nein already is a word here, there won't be any Simpson lingo in our dictionary.
But I remembered how to spell Kirsche! Or did I just transpose the letters? I'm probably not pronouncing it right either. I'm so damn American and stupid! ::cries::
I will make an audio file for Kirsche (you spelled it right) and I already have one for Schmollmops (you spelled that wrong). I'll send them to you in a mail. Well, actually there are two correct ways to pronounce Kirsche. I'll make you both and you can pick the easier one for you.
And you are not that stupid.
*pets your head*
Here, some jello.
My butt is looking rather fabulous today.
Homer Simpson's D'oh???
Yeah. It was added a few years ago, I think. I find it hilarious.
I will make an audio file for Kirsche
Cooool. I'm learning a German word.
And you are not that stupid.
*pets your head*
Here, some jello.
You are so lucky you pet my head and gave me jello.
::sits crossed legged and eats the jello::
Wish I had a Danny to eat jello
off ofwith.*gropes Alli's butt*
And it feels pretty good too. ;)
Cooool. I'm learning a German word.
Actually two, since I'm sending the Schmollmops along with the Kirsche.
Wish I had a Danny to eat jello
off ofwith.Well, he just arrived today. Right know he sleeps. He's a bit tired from pleasuring me all day. You should see him, lying on my bed, hugging Mr. Gordo. It's so cute.
You are so lucky that Daniel was passed out in the other room.
I'm sending the Schmollmops along with the Kirsche.
I was saying Kirsche correctly! Go me!
Right know he sleeps. He's a bit tired from pleasuring me all day. You should see him, lying on my bed, hugging Mr. Gordo. It's so cute.
I have a frog named Cooper that he hugs while he's here. I make Cooper have conversations with him. Cooper is slightly French (as I do a poor French accent), and they discuss the firmness of my bed. And when he curls up with Cooper--it, too, is so cute.
Even the "sche" part? That is what most English speaking people have a problem with and sometimes can't even do correct after years, because they pronounce it like the "sch" in school. You seem to be a natural talent. You should start taking German lessons. ;)
And when he curls up with Cooper--it, too, is so cute.
I have a frog too. It's right next to my computer and watching me type all day. His name is Nicky. I didn't name him. He is from Nicky Toys and has a name tag in his butt. Maybe I should give him to Danny to cuddle, so that Wes won't smell after shave on Mr. Gordo and get all jealous. But he should know, that he is Mr. Gordo's favorite. He has that English accent working for him.
P.S. LJ is being very evil today, not letting me spam and post and whatnot. Grrrrr.
More or less, eh?
I have a frog too. It's right next to my computer and watching me type all day. His name is Nicky.
::giggles:: I have my own Nicky. ;)
P.S. LJ is being very evil today, not letting me spam and post and whatnot. Grrrrr.
Yes. I, too, was quite annoyed. I dealt with it though. And it seems to be okay today. So far that is.
You shouldn't have said this. I just had to try like 10 times to get locked in and it's not taking my comments at first try. At least not most of the time. I want it to be like it was last week again.
::giggles:: I have my own Nicky. ;)
Does he have a tag that says so coming out of his butt, too? And is he green (I mean without the woodruff jello bath)? And does he quack when you throw him at a wall or on the floor or hit his stomach pretty hard? If not, mine must be way cooler. ;)
I know. I was totally asking for it, wasn't I? I guess this means I'll just catch up on all my work. Or I'll go snag screen caps for the next Fun Facts. Ooh. That's right, I'm supposed to get more pics for my collage for
Does he have a tag that says so coming out of his butt, too? And is he green (I mean without the woodruff jello bath)? And does he quack when you throw him at a wall or on the floor or hit his stomach pretty hard? If not, mine must be way cooler. ;)
No tag, but he likes it when I touch his butt. Not green, though sometimes he turns red when I call him "Jack." He doesn't quack, but he makes other funny noises, including Stitch sounds.
But I just needed an outlet to say that if I don't get out of Alabama soon, I am going to start eating my limbs.
Thanks for listening.
MT
Have you considered applying for jobs in, like, ORLANDO?! ;P
::sits patiently for the next fun fact::
I like my men fully dressed, personally... But yikes, Jack was looking mighty fine! (Though he looks even better in a few more years. *g*)
Of course! Not to take away the sexiness of the SG uniforms (what the hell is it about fatigues?), but it's just so rare and-- ::zones out::
What was I saying?
Did I point out the black jacket Jack wears in "Children of the Gods"? I meant to if I didn't. I should have included a cap. It was--niiiice.