UPDATE IN PROGRESS
If you’re confused, please see the Explanation. SG-1 Fun Facts for other episodes can be found here. Caps by Thalassa and are cropped and resized by me.
Previous Episode: Episode 1.03 “The Enemy Within” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.04 “Emancipation”
Planetary Tally: 2--Simarka, a mission to P3X595 is mentioned
Season/Series Total: 5
Episodic References:
Quote of the Week:
Teal’c: But what will happen to Dr. Carter tonight if we wait?
Mughal: Turghan will partake in his newest purchase.
Jack: Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.
Still in Kansas:
A Galaxy Not-So-Far Away:
Introducing:
Hello Again:
Stargate Mythos: it is established that people on other planets may exhibit the cultural and technological traits of various ancient Earth civilizations; and so begins SG-1's complete disregard for the Prime Directive
Fashion Week: Uniform: green gear, black tees, and flak jackets and helmets. Notable Civis: Poor Sam is forced to wear that ridiculous, cleavage-rific blue dress and silly headpiece.

Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam:
Laid Up:
Ribboned:
Brain Washing 101:
Respectfully Yours:
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props: Jack probably putzes with a “personal prop” after seeing Sam in the ridiculous blue dress.

Look at them. Daniel has his tongue hanging out (guh) and Jack’s
got that shit-eating grin on his face. You know what they’re thinking.
Jack O'Neill's Cliche Count:
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: Season/Series Total: 1
Techno-Babble: Sam only mentions that many medicines are now being discovered in the mountains.
First Name Basis
Jack: 1--Jack teases Sam about her dress by referring to her as "Samantha"
Season/Series Total: 1
Sam: Season/Series Total:
Welcome Home/Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel--Season/Series Total: 1
Jack--Season/Series Total: 1
Sam: 1--Turghan wants a little Sam-loving (though it possibly has more to do with a desire to beat her)
Season/Series Total: 1
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: Daniel identifies the Shavadai as Mongol descendants. Upon arriving on planet, Daniel awkwardly introduces Sam as "Dr. Carter." He also refers to Jack as "Colonel" (Is that like the only time ever? It was weird). After the Shavadai explain their cultural stigma against women, Jack suggests that they high-tail it out of there. Daniel insistes that they'll be okay if they just learn the Shavadai customs. Since we have a story, obviously Daniel was convincing. SG-1 meets with with Chieftain Mughal and learns that the Shavadai are forward thinkers among the Mongols and more accepting of women. Even so, Sam must still dress as the Shavadai. Daniel appeases Sam, explaining that archeologists frequently dress in native robes. Jack and Daniel then gawk at Sam in her pretty blue dress. The next morning, Daniel goes to wake Sam (calling her "Doctor") and discovers that she's gone! Gasp! SG-1 then goes a little crazy searching for Sam. While they follow Abu's tracks, I'm sure Daniel pumps Mughal for cultural information, Jack daydreams about Carter's dress, and Teal'c raises his eyebrows. When they stop for a rest, Daniel questions Mughal about their past and women's equality. Mughal explains that the laws were instated to protect the women from the demons (read as: Goa'uld). During this chat Daniel learns that to the Shavadai love is the same thing as madness. Even so, Mughal loves his wife (Daniel is endeared by this admission). When discussing how to save Sam, Daniel is appalled that Turghan would kill his opponents rather than take prisoners. When bartering for Sam (who is apparently worth the price of 10 women), Daniel explains that Sam is a shaman and chieftain. Jack finally shows off his gun--which is apparently worth more than 10 women. While celebrating Sam's release, Jack brings up the mission to P3X-595 where Carter drank something and she took off something (check out Sacrifice Moon for speculative details). Daniel and company watch as Sam kicks Turghan's butt.
Translation Time/Artifact Alley:
Caffeine Habit:.
Headgear:
Flak Helmet: 1--wears it when they arrive on the planet
Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel isn’t wearing his glasses when he wakes up.
Oh, Danny Boy:
Shooting a Load:
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 2--Daniel’s face as he stares at Sam in the dress (particularly his tongue); sitting by the river, talking about the Mongols--he's so smart

The End
SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.05 “The Broca Divide” here
If you’re confused, please see the Explanation. SG-1 Fun Facts for other episodes can be found here. Caps by Thalassa and are cropped and resized by me.
Previous Episode: Episode 1.03 “The Enemy Within” Fun Facts.
Episode 1.04 “Emancipation”
Planetary Tally: 2--Simarka, a mission to P3X595 is mentioned
Season/Series Total: 5
Episodic References:
Quote of the Week:
Teal’c: But what will happen to Dr. Carter tonight if we wait?
Mughal: Turghan will partake in his newest purchase.
Jack: Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.
Still in Kansas:
A Galaxy Not-So-Far Away:
Introducing:
Hello Again:
Stargate Mythos: it is established that people on other planets may exhibit the cultural and technological traits of various ancient Earth civilizations; and so begins SG-1's complete disregard for the Prime Directive
Fashion Week: Uniform: green gear, black tees, and flak jackets and helmets. Notable Civis: Poor Sam is forced to wear that ridiculous, cleavage-rific blue dress and silly headpiece.

Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3
Full Body Exam:
Laid Up:
Ribboned:
Brain Washing 101:
Respectfully Yours:
Chain of Command:
Putzing with Props: Jack probably putzes with a “personal prop” after seeing Sam in the ridiculous blue dress.

got that shit-eating grin on his face. You know what they’re thinking.
Jack O'Neill's Cliche Count:
Daniel’s Dead: Season/Series Total: 1
Murray Alert: Season/Series Total: 1
Techno-Babble: Sam only mentions that many medicines are now being discovered in the mountains.
First Name Basis
Jack: 1--Jack teases Sam about her dress by referring to her as "Samantha"
Season/Series Total: 1
Sam: Season/Series Total:
Welcome Home/Good Luck, SG-1:
There’s Always Room for Jello:
Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel--Season/Series Total: 1
Jack--Season/Series Total: 1
Sam: 1--Turghan wants a little Sam-loving (though it possibly has more to do with a desire to beat her)
Season/Series Total: 1
Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: Daniel identifies the Shavadai as Mongol descendants. Upon arriving on planet, Daniel awkwardly introduces Sam as "Dr. Carter." He also refers to Jack as "Colonel" (Is that like the only time ever? It was weird). After the Shavadai explain their cultural stigma against women, Jack suggests that they high-tail it out of there. Daniel insistes that they'll be okay if they just learn the Shavadai customs. Since we have a story, obviously Daniel was convincing. SG-1 meets with with Chieftain Mughal and learns that the Shavadai are forward thinkers among the Mongols and more accepting of women. Even so, Sam must still dress as the Shavadai. Daniel appeases Sam, explaining that archeologists frequently dress in native robes. Jack and Daniel then gawk at Sam in her pretty blue dress. The next morning, Daniel goes to wake Sam (calling her "Doctor") and discovers that she's gone! Gasp! SG-1 then goes a little crazy searching for Sam. While they follow Abu's tracks, I'm sure Daniel pumps Mughal for cultural information, Jack daydreams about Carter's dress, and Teal'c raises his eyebrows. When they stop for a rest, Daniel questions Mughal about their past and women's equality. Mughal explains that the laws were instated to protect the women from the demons (read as: Goa'uld). During this chat Daniel learns that to the Shavadai love is the same thing as madness. Even so, Mughal loves his wife (Daniel is endeared by this admission). When discussing how to save Sam, Daniel is appalled that Turghan would kill his opponents rather than take prisoners. When bartering for Sam (who is apparently worth the price of 10 women), Daniel explains that Sam is a shaman and chieftain. Jack finally shows off his gun--which is apparently worth more than 10 women. While celebrating Sam's release, Jack brings up the mission to P3X-595 where Carter drank something and she took off something (check out Sacrifice Moon for speculative details). Daniel and company watch as Sam kicks Turghan's butt.
Translation Time/Artifact Alley:
Caffeine Habit:.
Headgear:
Flak Helmet: 1--wears it when they arrive on the planet
Season/Series Total: 3
Perfect Vision: Daniel isn’t wearing his glasses when he wakes up.
Oh, Danny Boy:
Shooting a Load:
Mop Up, Aisle 5: 2--Daniel’s face as he stares at Sam in the dress (particularly his tongue); sitting by the river, talking about the Mongols--he's so smart

SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.05 “The Broca Divide” here
- Mood:
jubilant - Music:"Best of SG-1" Soundtrack

Comments
Well, yes, I'm a very clean person. And I have to take care of what I say. I pimed your fun facts to
Seriously, I should probably lay off the slash...
Yeah, you should. Or at least you should tell me about your thoughts and let me have some fun too.
More than okay. I need more SG friends and Fun Facts needs more readers. I'll get bored if people don't tell me how much these rock.
she has problems with seeing what really happens between Danny and Jack and with germs. She likes it clean.
I leave slash out of Fun Facts. And really, I think slash is rather AU anyway. My dirty little comments in the Fun Facts are reserved for heterogeneous couples that are established on the show (unless I randomly say that Daniel was visiting me, or something).
I'm sure you two could have wonderful talks about the episodes I haven't seen so far. Just stay away from the slashy dirty parts and not scare her away.
;) I can do that. I only talk slash with people who talk about it first. Also, on the show I'm so into Jack/Sam it's not even funny. I watch some episodes and I'm screaming, "KISS HER, DAMNIT!" I'm amusing.
Or at least you should tell me about your thoughts and let me have some fun too.
My thoughts? What do you want to know?
I knew I forgot something. This one rocks again. Very well done. Here's some jello for you.
I only talk slash with people who talk about it first.
So you wanna say I started it? That can't be true. Well actually it could be true.
I'm so into Jack/Sam it's not even funny.
Yeah, I love them too. Jack's face when Danny told them, they were engaged in the alternate universe. And then the comment at the end, when Danny is finished with his story. "Wait, let me get this straight. Engaged?" It was so funny.
thank you. JELLO! ::pounces::
So you wanna say I started it? That can't be true. Well actually it could be true.
People who first give me the impression that they're open to it. That better?
Jack's face when Danny told them, they were engaged in the alternate universe. And then the comment at the end, when Danny is finished with his story. "Wait, let me get this straight. Engaged?" It was so funny.
Yes. I love it. The other thing I scream at Jack is "PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER! YOU LOVE HER!"
What I scream at Daniel is "TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!"
And to Sha're: "DAMN LUCKY BITCH!"
:D
And just so that you don't have anything to complain about, you are the first person that I tell that I just watched "In the line of duty". I loved Jack with Cassie. I loved those two the first time around. To bad she didn't bring her dog. I just love RDA with dogs. Almost as much as I love him with hockey sticks. ;)
I like, that they brought her back. She was a nice girl. And apparently there are goa'ulds that fight Ra. Nice idea.
And I'll be my usual lazy self and will just copy this comment to Alli's lj. But I'll add some dirty thoughts about Michael Shanks licking his lips there. ;)
About that lips licking thing, I didn't recognize it before, but is that a thing Michael does a lot, or was it just coincidence, that I saw him doing it several times during this episode, just after I read your ff here? I'm not sure whether I like it or not. I think it could become annoying sometime.
I had to check to see which episode this is. I don't know the titles of the episodes that well yet. But yes, this is a very good episode. This may have been the episode that made me love Carter. More.
Also, Cassie rocks.
About that lips licking thing, I didn't recognize it before, but is that a thing Michael does a lot, or was it just coincidence, that I saw him doing it several times during this episode, just after I read your ff here? I'm not sure whether I like it or not. I think it could become annoying sometime.
He does it often. Also, it's nice when he does. Just sit back and enjoy it. Enjoy the licking. Enjoy the tongue porn. Enjoy Daniel.
Oh, and thanks for giving me the whole weekend with Daniel. We've eaten so much jello. It's spectacular. ;)
He does it often. Also, it's nice when he does. Just sit back and enjoy it. Enjoy the licking. Enjoy the tongue porn. Enjoy Daniel.
I will. Tongue porn sounds good.
And I'm glad you are enjoying your weekend with Danny. He wanted to take a break from traveling from country to country and please various girls with various desires. That must be pretty exhausting. Especially when one counts the plantes, he has to visit too. His body needed some rest. Well, rest from the traveling. And of course he picked your place to stay. After all, you are still his favorite. ;)
And I just love that icon. *gg*
Yeah. But I didn't remember what happened in the episode, either. ;P
btw- can you run American CDs on your computer? I'm not sure how that whole region-thing works for CDs.
I will. Tongue porn sounds good.
It is so good.
And of course he picked your place to stay. After all, you are still his favorite. ;)
I am his favorite. He loves me very greatly. ::huggles Danny:: He says hi, by the way. He also says that he'll be coming to see you next. And that he likes jello.
And I just love that icon. *gg*
I got this one from
btw- can you run American CDs on your computer? I'm not sure how that whole region-thing works for CDs.
I hope so. As far as I know this region code thing is only for DVDs and video tapes. I wanna get an American friend a CD as a birthday gift, so I hope she can play it.
He says hi, by the way. He also says that he'll be coming to see you next. And that he likes jello.
Say Hi back to him. I miss him. And the jello part must be new, I never heard of it before. ;) (Well, actually I already ordered enough woodruff jello to fill my tub with. He seems to love his woodruff jello, because apparently Germany is the only place where he can get it).
Oh and we have peach jello too. I forgot to mention that in of of my last posts, didn't I?
I love it, too. Which is why I also have it.
I hope so. As far as I know this region code thing is only for DVDs and video tapes.
That's what I thought, but I wanted to make sure before I go and send you something. So you need to email me your address. You'll be pleased if you do.
Say Hi back to him. I miss him.
I sent him on his way before I came to work. He'll be there soon.
actually I already ordered enough woodruff jello to fill my tub with. He seems to love his woodruff jello, because apparently Germany is the only place where he can get it
Yes. He kept going on and on about it. But then again, you know how he likes to
screamtalk.Oh and we have peach jello too. I forgot to mention that in of of my last posts, didn't I?
::makes face:: I'm not a fan of peach.
You shouldn't send me anything unless it is my birthday. Otherwise I would feel to send you something back and I just can't afford that stuff. You'll get my address, when your birthday package, that I will send sometime this week, I hope, will get to you. That way whatever you wanna send back to me will at least arrive a little closer to my birthday, so that I can assume it is an early present. And no, I'm not weird or something. ;)
I sent him on his way before I came to work. He'll be there soon.
I can't wait. I already made him jello.
::makes face:: I'm not a fan of peach.
Neither am I. That is why I totally forgot that such a disgusting thing exists. When I need orange jello, I use orange. The taste. Well, you know what I mean. I hate English, in German at least you can tell what the other is talking about because of the fruit being written with a capital letter.
When is your birthday? Also, it will take me a while to get this together. But you'll be very happy.
And no, I'm not weird or something. ;)
Don't lie. ;)
I'm terrible about getting to the post office, so if you ever do get a package from me, consider it a miracle.
I hate English, in German at least you can tell what the other is talking about because of the fruit being written with a capital letter.
I have no problem with this. It's all contextual. I understood when you mean color vs. flavor. English is pretty dumb, but I find it oddly fascinating. But I'm a writer and a nerd, so...
November the 2nd.
I have no problem with this. It's all contextual. I understood when you mean color vs. flavor. English is pretty dumb, but I find it oddly fascinating. But I'm a writer and a nerd, so...
Well, I love English for being relatively easy to learn. At least when you don't need to make everything perfect. But you can get along with people and express your self very early on. But I had or have or whatever a reading disability. That makes me a slow reader and the capital letter of German nouns helps me a lot of getting a sentence at first try. I get better and better in English, as I spam all day in journals and read fanfics and all and get used to the look of words (fan fucts proving me wrong, but they are funny). But the capital letters are really a good invention in my opinion.
"To read makes our speaking English good."
You seem to have a pretty good grasp of the English language. I figure that anyone who can read through my abuse of the language must have a good grasp. And my abuse is just using words very liberally. See, you can break all the rules once you know them. ;)
And fan fucts is just hilarious.
Well, I prove her wrong on this. I don't speak English at all. At least not very understandable. Because of the whole pronunciation thing. I can write so much better than speak.
See, you can break all the rules once you know them. ;)
I don't know any rules, so does that mean that I'm a) not breaking any, or b) still break them, but it is not called "breaking rules", because I don't know I'm breaking them?
Well, in internet land writing is the important thing. And if you're just missing pronunciation, that's not bad. Most people who speak English can't really speak it anyway.
I don't know any rules, so does that mean that I'm a) not breaking any, or b) still break them, but it is not called "breaking rules", because I don't know I'm breaking them?
I'll go with c--is learning the rules.
Talking to me is actually a great way to learn them. I usually write in complete sentences, use proper punctuation, and even have subject-verb agreement!
No one on the internet is using them.
See above statement. I have to either be in a big hurry or really tired to completely not care about my spelling and grammar (though spelling is not my strong suit).
But you can feel free to correct me anytime you notice a mistake. It would actually help me. So know you are responsible to improve my grammar.
Fine. You asked for it (you may change your mind soon).
So know you are responsible to improve my grammar.
I believe you meant "now." ;)
What is subject-verb agreement, or disagreement for that matter? And yes, Sarah uses proper English too, and a lot of other people on my friend list do the same, I was a bit wrong with "no one". Let me correct this and say "only a few" take care of that stuff. Especially if you count all the message boards.
Fine. You asked for it (you may change your mind soon).
No I won't. I'd really appreciate it. I wanna become good in English. Real good. Though my version of that letter for a friend was pretty good. Better than the one of her other friend. Made me feel good.
I believe you meant "now." ;)
Yes I did. And you can give up on the "now" "know" and "no" mix ups and the "live" and "life" mix ups right now. They will happen again and again and again, even though I know the differences. That is my stupid brain. I still haven't figured out the difference between "ones" and "once" yet. Even though Sarah tried to explain it to me. I just use whatever looks better.
Your subject and verb need to agree on number. For example, in the sentence "I am happy," "I" is a singular subject and "am" is a singular verb. The sentence "I are happy" is not correct because "are" is a plural verb.
To get things really interesting some nouns which may seem like they are plural are in fact singular, like SG-1. Even though SG-1 defines 4 people, it is treated as a collective unit which makes it a singular noun. So you would say, "SG-1 is going on a mission" and not "SG-1 are going on a mission."
Yes, I probably should be an English teacher.
I wanna become good in English.
"Wanna" isn't a word. It's a bastardization of "want to." I write "wanna" on internety stuff, but in my professional writing it's always "want to."
I just use whatever looks better.
That's funny. That's frequently how I spell words. ;)
That's what I thought. I've never seen that many problems with that though. Maybe the SG-1 are thing, but I never saw that as a mistake. Well, I try not to do that.
"Wanna" isn't a word. It's a bastardization of "want to."
I know. Well, not the bastardization part, but that it stands for "want to". I usually use it like that. I thought it's something like I'm, won't and such. Like I said sometime earlier, almost everyone seems to do that. So me being the stupid German just adopted it to my vocabulary.
Tehe. You can never have too many. :)
I Friended you, if that's okay... Feel free to blabber away on anything SG-1!
(And thank you, Roadie, for looking out for me!)
Feel free to blabber away on anything SG-1!
This is such a dangerous thing to tell me...
::meep, blushes::
And thank you for looking out for me!
::HUGS!::
*hugs back*
And thank you for looking out for me!
I just have to do that. I like to tease you with Danny/Jack or something like that once in a while and I can't risk, that someone else already did that and you are in a bad mood about it. I don't want you to be mad at me. I need you on my friend list.
*huggles*
I'm all huggy today for some reason. :)
Oh, and hi Alli's journal. *g*
Hm, maybe I'll get to lick you someday too. ;)
Probably not!! But you can lick my new HUGS icon. :)
Yeah, I feel better now. ;)
::booming voice::
HELLO! IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU'RE HERE. PLEASE ENJOY SOME REFRESHMENTS.
It's possible that I'm completely insane.Do you have any muffins? *g*
It's possible that I'm completely insane.
Aren't we all?!
And now I wanna have a woodruff jello muffin.
Hell, anything chocolate.
or jello.
Don't like blueberry that much, but I like fruity ones too.
I wanna have a jello muffin now.
Don't know how that might taste, but hey, it's worth a try. ;)
Thanks! I love knowing that people are reading my SG insanity. It will continue to encourage me to post more.
So, favorite character? Favorite episode? I feel that I should be discussing these things with people.
daniel jackson, of course! for obvious reasons. but i also adore the way Teal'c speaks. i want to spend an entire day throwing my voice low and talking like him, "that was not his intention", and other such things.
favorite episode? i am woefully behind and trying to make my budget fit to get every sg 1 season ever on dvd. sadly i have not, but i DO have an equally addicted friend who knows how to set her vcr. she showed me the episode (whose name/season i don't know i'm afraid) with the time loop. Jack and Teal'c realize that they can do whatever they want. so they hit golf balls through the stargate (the two of them in golfing attire is a riot), they end up teaching daniel to translate stuff ("it doesn't mean so much to surrender as to give up"), they juggle, jack resigns and kisses sam (i am a sucker for jack/sam), and jack eats lots and lots of fruit loops. i also dig the Urgo episode. i love the line "all i want to do is live, see the universe, and eat pie!" and jack's response is, "who doesn't?!"
i love this show:)
Yes. The reasons being that he is a sexy geek. guh.
i am woefully behind and trying to make my budget fit to get every sg 1 season ever on dvd.
My fiance got me on it and he already had all the DVDs. The DVDs are currently living at my house. ;) He also kindly downloaded Season 7 for me and we've been recording some of the episodes as they air. I just got into SG-1 a few months ago and I'll all caught up now. ::is proud::
she showed me the episode (whose name/season i don't know i'm afraid) with the time loop.
"Window of Opportunity" which is a Season 4 episode. One of my favorites because of the funny! ;) I watch that episode frequently, sometimes watching the whole "taking this loop off" thing two or three times. :)
i also dig the Urgo episode. i love the line "all i want to do is live, see the universe, and eat pie!" and jack's response is, "who doesn't?!"
Yes! That's another great episode. I love this show, too!
wow. you and your boyfriend rule. *bows down* someday, i'll have them all on dvd *wistful voice*
i am going to friend you if that is cool:) must discuss stargate!!
Please, friend away and discuss Stargate. I'm loving discussing Stargate. ::huggles all the DVDs::
Also, I'll be posting more SG Fun Facts tomorrow. Enjoy it. ;)
I love your SG fun facts!!!! Can't wait to read them all :)
I'm gonna be friending you as well, Hope you don't mind!
I shall friend you as well. Yay.