Well, this is a first. I have a live journal account. Surely the world must be ending. I say that because I swore to never have a “blog.” Partly I swore this because I kind of hate that word. It’s a word that sounds like stepping in poo. Plus “blogging” gives people the notion that anyone can be a writer—I want to be a delicate snowflake, damnit, despite what Tyler Durden tells me.

Anyway, here it is. My first post. I am a newbie. Take me by the shoulders and rip that live-journal-virginity right out of me. For the love of Joss, someone tell me what I should do now.