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Episode 1.12 “Fire and Water”

Planetary Tally: Oannes. Planet P8X362 is mentioned as a planet for SG-4 to explore.
Season/Series Total: 12

Episodic References: “Children of the Gods”--Jack tells a mourner about Sha’re kissing Daniel and “making his face disappear for a day.” Daniel also mentions Sha’re’s abduction.

Quote(s) of the Week:
Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place--happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice; our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a--good--man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend.


As a member of SG-1, he was our voice; our conscience. –Jack

Sam (reading from Daniel’s journal): “Colonel O’Neill thinks I’m a geek. I have no idea how to get us back. I’ll never get paid.” Oh, wow, he must have written this right after we got back. “Sha’re is gone; Jack says we’ll find her. If anyone can, he can.”

Jack: About that apartment.
Daniel: Oh, you didn’t.
Sam: The, uh, day after the memorial service.
Daniel: Memorial service?!
Sam: Colonel said some really nice things.
Daniel: He--he did. He did?

Introducing: Dr. McKenzie

Hello, Again:

Stargate Mythos: SG-1 has to deal with the loss of their own for the first--and not the last--time; funerals for SGC personnel are held in front of the Stargate; Daniel’s apartment is completely cluttered; Daniel keeps journals of every mission SG-1 has ever been on; Daniel has fish; Omoroca came to Earth to fight the Goa’uld; Daniel uses his camcorder on the planet (I believe for the first time)


What else do you think is on Danny’s camera?

Fashion Week: SG-1 wears desert garb. To Daniel’s wake, Sam wears a pretty flowered dress, Teal’c dresses up in slacks and a straw hat, and O’Neill is abnormally debonair in jeans and a black t-shirt.
Daniel spends most of the episode wet. Darn.


We should send Brad Wright a basket
of cookies in thanks for Wet Daniel.

Auto Destruct: Season/Series Total: 3

Full Body Exam: Frasier checks out SG-1 after they return to SGC suffering shock. Frasier wants to keep them under observation while Hammond insists on returning them to active duty as soon as possible.

Laid Up:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 1
Jack: Season/Series Total: 6
Sam: 1--Sam is given a sedative to help her sleep after the shock of Daniel’s death.
Season/Series Total: 3

Brain Washing 101:
Daniel: 1--Nem messes with Daniel’s brain to help him remember the fate of Omoraca
Season/Series Total: 2


Nem snuck in a secret message:
You will be my sex monkey. You will be my sex monkey...

Jack: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 2
Teal’c: 1--Nem gave SG-1 memories of Daniel’s death
Season/Series Total: 1

Chain of Command: Jack is pretty snarky to McKenzie (who can blame him?)

Putzing with Props: Jack plays a little street hockey and then smashes Hammond’s window.




You know that’s my car, don’t you?--Hammond
You should get that window fixed.--Jack

Daniel’s Dead: 1--SG-1 believes Daniel was burned alive while on the planet, so they have a funeral and go through his pockets for changestuff.
Season/Series Total: 2

Murray Alert: 1--Teal'c wears a straw hat to Daniel’s wake.
Season/Series Total: 4


Sam: No, no; the hat is very--cunning.
Teal'c: Indeed.

Techno-Babble:

Good Luck, SG-1:

There’s Always Room for Jello:

Stargate Scorin’:
Daniel: Season/Series Total: 2
Jack: Season/Series Total: 3
Sam: Season/Series Total: 3
Teal’c: Season/Series Total: 1


One more conquest?
suggestion for caption by dierne

Daniel Obsession:
What’s the Daniel of it?: According to the falsified memories of SG-1, Daniel was suddenly engulfed in flames and died while on the planet. That means that Daniel has his own adventure in this one, beginning when Daniel wakes up alone and trapped and is asked to translate a cuneiform text. He spends a lot of time translating and being frustrated. Nem calls Daniel the “oldest” of SG-1 because he knows about Babylon. Daniel spends a lot of time trying to explain to Nem how little is known about Babylon. Daniel tries to get Nem to come back to Earth with him, but Nem insists that all the knowledge he needs is in Daniel’s mind. Daniel submits himself to Nem’s machine to help him regain his memories of Babylon and Omoraca, despite the extreme pain and risk of death. Nem seems to think very highly of Daniel; I suspect he wants to shag him like the rest of us.


There’s no chicks. Could this be sexual frustration?

Translation Time/Artifact Alley: Daniel translates the first bit of cuneiform he is given as “Reveal. Fate. Omoroca.” The second bit of text is the legal code of some ancient Babylonian king.

Caffeine Habit:

Headgear:
Bandana: Season/Series Total: 1
Flak Helmet: 1--Daniel wears it when they are on the planet and in the visions of SG-1.
Season/Series Total: 8
Fly Hat: Season/Series Total: 2
Other: Season/Series Total: 3

Perfect Vision: Daniel is missing his glasses while trapped by Nem. Probably why he has so much trouble translating.

Oh, Danny Boy: Season/Series Total: 1

Shooting a Load: Season/Series Total: 2

Mop Up, Aisle 5: 8--Daniel waking up wet and glasses-less; more Wet Daniel, with the t-shirt clinging to his chest; same as before; Daniel slightly helpless, looking a little haggard; Daniel upset and arguing with Nem; Daniel remembering the story about Omoroca (which sometimes looks like an orgasm); Daniel licking his lips; Daniel swimming


Mmmmaaaahhhgggghhhh. ::drool::

And finally, For Lorny:

He’s hot; he’s sweet; he’s almost as good as DanielJack.

SG-1 Fun Facts for Episode 1.13 “The Nox” here